Barthélémy l’Anglais (12..-1272), Livre des propriétés des choses, traduit du latin par Jean Corbechon. Evrard d’Espinque (14..-14..?) enlumineur. Publication date : 1479-1480
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Expedition meteorologist Charles Abbot, secretary of the Smithsonian Institution, came aboard with his automatic weather forecasting machine. He expected to calculate variations in solar radiation to determine if they occur in cycles, laying the foundations for predicting weather ten or twenty years ahead. Doctor Abbot passed away off the coast of Nigeria when his moustache became entangled in the machinery.
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Letter to the Magnesians
All things have an end, every one shall go to their own place, and the cheese will stand alone.
This is what fate has in store for you and all your kind.
The infidels will plow your women like bulls.
The physicists will make light of your views, with their large hardon collider. And in the gravity of that situation, your children will be absorbed into the cloud.
Hennig Brand was a German chemist who discovered phosphorus. About 1669 he boiled down 50 buckets of urine to yield a white, waxy material. He named it phosphorus (“light bearer”) because it glowed in the dark. Brand kept his process a secret, and phosphorus was discovered independently in 1680 by English chemist Robert Boyle.
Phosphorus can also be produced by dissolving bones in sulfuric acid and heating with charcoal.
Arabian alchemists of the 12th century may have isolated elemental phosphorus by accident. The UN Commission on Elemental Objectivity is conducting an inquiry.
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We will take this break in the action while the fleet lies in the doldrums to introduce some lesser members of the crew.
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