
He was born gutless. Then he gut busted looking at girly pictures. Said he chanced upon the issues in the gutter outside the maternity ward. He who once jeopardized the family jewels now seeks a handout.
Xenomanes’ Voyage to Upper Gondwana
X V U G :: Chapter 15 of the Deeds and Doings of Pantagruel, King of the Dipsodes